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03Feb 2017

While we love to party, and we love to meet new people we also love learning new skills to play with behind closed doors, especially ones that we can use with our friends in The Serpent Rooms..

Here are some workshops in London that are worth a visit.

Sensory deprivation, London Alternative Market

After you’re done shopping for costumes, toys and other delightful kink items, you can stop into one of LAM’s workshops. This time around at 2pm, they’ll be investigating sensory deprivation, how and why to use it and the practical and safety factors. 5 Feb, £10 (or £5 when bought with market entrance), Bank

Impact play workshop, Club Rub

 

If you’re interested in impact play, this is the place to go. Promising a journey through all forms of CP (corporal punishment), this will be an excellent primer for those who want make their impact play more intense. 8 Feb, £50, Hackney 

Beginner’s rope jam, Anatomie

Get to grips with the basics of Shibari at this beginner’s rope jam from Anatomie, who’ll be leading an introductory 1.5 hour lesson in their gorgeous studio. 9 Feb, £7, Peckham

Latex workshop, Club Rub

This is a one-on-one workshop all about the joys of latex, and it’l include making your own eye patch, collar, lower face mask and apron. You’ll also learn how to mend and repair your latex, and other crafting skills, but this isn’t for beginners, and you’ll need to have quite a bit of kit already. Available during the week, email for details. £140, email to book

 

27Jan 2017

Spanking has got to be one the most versatile and fun kinks to play with… you can keep it simple at home bent over a knee, or go more extreme, shackled to a wall, strapped to a St Andrews cross or in even more devious device bondage.

A good, sharp smack can increase blood flow to the area making it extra-sensitive, and more receptive to touch, boosting endorphins and stimulating nerve endings (which can feel wonderful). It can also be more than that – punishment for subs and pain sluts that need to be put in their place, and can be great fun for dominants too.

But it can be more complicated than simply smacking someone’s buttocks, if you prefer. There’s all kinds of different pressures, rhythms and games that can turn spanking into a delicious game that can last all night. Different positions can change things dramatically too – we particularly like spanking someone who’s helplessly trapped in stocks…

House of Serpent spanking clips

In this clip, Mistress Pussy Willow dishing out some brutal, over-the-knee spanking to her sub in Topless Facesit Wrestle

In The Lashing, Mistress Pussy Willow is so displeased with her sub that she decides the only treatment is a hard spanking, followed by a caning.

Spanking resources

If you’d like to learn more about spanking, here are some resources

Uberkinky – The beginner’s guide to spanking

  • Detailed run down of the practical elements of spanking, including lots of important advice on safety. Remember – never hit the coccyx, the spine, or anywhere near the kidneys.

Your Tango – Spanking for beginners

  • A good overview of why people love spanking and how to introduce it to your relationship

Best Slave Training – How to spank your slave

  • Plenty of good ideas on different positions, with many you can do around the house

A Kinkster’s Guide – Places to Hit, Spank, Bite, and Where Not To!

  • A highly informative post that also covers biting, pinching and other forms of impact play.
20Jan 2017

It’s always nice to make new friends to play with, especially when they’re of the same mindset as you. And while fetish parties are fun, they can be too loud to talk, or come with a charged atmosphere that can make it difficult to break the ice.

If you’d like to meet new people, book yourself into one of these events designed to bring lovers of fetish, BDSM and all things kinky together…

Club Rub Fetish Speed Dating

February 6, Free

If you’re serious about finding a kinky partner, Club Rub’s fetish speed dating night is for you. More or less the same setup as regular speed dating, on the night three or five fun minutes, you’ll get to have a mini-date with other people at the night. Then the bell rings, and you’ll be on to the next person. The only difference is, you’ve all got something fun in common…

It’s free to attend and you’ll need to book in advance, but Club Rub advises there’s always spots for ladies.

Under-35s Munch

11 February, free

We’ve already covered munches on The Serpent Rooms in this blog post. If you’re under-35 and want to have a drink and get to know your fellow kinksters, going along to a munch is a nice, vanilla way to ease yourself into the scene with a friendly drink, and no pressure to take things any further at a later date – that is, unless you want to! The Under-35s Munch (and the age is very much a guideline!) is a super friendly meet up perfect for beginners, and takes place in the Cittie of Yorke.

Camden Crunch

17 February, free/£5 for the club

If you like the sound of a munch, but you’d like to stay out later, then head to the Camden Crunch, where after the initial meet up, there’ll be lots of music, dancing and drinking at the Crowndale Club. Fetishwear is more acceptable at the Crunch than other munches, and it costs £5 on the door.

13Jan 2017

We thought we’d treat you to a little sneak preview of what goes on behind the scenes down here at the Serpent Rooms – have a look…

We’ve just re-upholstered our inversion table – so much fun to be had with this one…. When you tie up a sub, it’s always best to sit on their face so they know their place.
Our suspension swing is always popular, and it’s one of our personal favourites. Getting ready for some tickle torture with some exquisite toe bondage…
Forced Facesitting – one of our clips. Please do take a look. If you’ve been misbehaving, our floggers will know best how to punish you…
Our incredible Japanese nipple clamps have been causing all kinds of delightful pain lately. Slaves will be punished for misbehaving…

 

 

05Jan 2017

Did you have a good New Year’s Eve? You better believe us when we say we most certainly did, and now we’re off to an amazing start for 2017, looking forward to all the utterly filthy events that lie ahead of us. Here’s our pick of what’s coming up in January that you should keep your eyes peeled for.

Fetish nights in London, January 2017

Club Antichrist, Not NYE Party

8pm – 6am, 7 January, Sold out but some tickets on the door if you reserve in advance
Electrowerkz, Angel

Europe’s Largest alt/fet crossover event is now in its 10th year, and it’s coming back to Electrowerkz for it’s Not NYE Party. There’ll be plenty of music to choose from to vibrate your body to next to some other sinful souls on the dancefloor, from heavy techno in the Purefuckingindustrial room to anarchist anthems in the Hellfire Room. A dress code is strictly enforced, and there’ll be plenty of eye watering shows to take in meaning it’s guaranteed to be a wholly memorable evening out.

More information

Kinbaku After Dark @ Anatomie Studio

7pm – 1am, 14 January, £10
Anatomie, Peckham

If you’ve got the basics down on your rope skills, and want to learn a little more while rubbing shoulders with similarly-minded rope fans, then head to Kinbaku After Dark (formerly known as ‘Sensations and Sememawa Jam’), a monthly rope play event. Kinbaku will be providing amazing 5 meter high ceilings, with a whopping 20 suspension points including bamboo. It’s guaranteed to be a feast for the eyes and senses.

More information

The London Alternative Market

12pm – 6pm, 13 January, £10
Revolution Bar, The City

All those who are kinky of heart need a few toys, blindfolds, and more in their ammunition – and there’s no better place to go to shopping than the monthly London Alternative Market. Not only is it a great place to stock up, but also to  find out about alternative lifestyles, to meet and socialise with those with similar interests. Doors open at 12pm, selling their “high quality pervery” until 6pm. There’ll be a workshop at around 3pm, and there’s the afterparty, which is always plenty of fun. Tickets are available at the front desk for £5 each before 5.30pm, then £10 each after 5.30pm.
More information

 

Club Rub, Alice in Wonderland

9pm – 4am, 21 January, £18
Folklore, Hackney

Club Rub’s theme for January is Alice in Wonderland, so head on down with your best kinky gladrags on to get down and dirty on the dancefloor. Keep your eyes peeled for the Resident Dungeon Mistresses, Goddess Cleo, Miss Scorpion and Governess Painless,  who will be whipping up a frenzy or slowly teasing a lucky guest. There is a cute dungeon with six pieces of equipment, including their famous grope box (with plenty of seating nearby to watch, if that takes your fancy.) A great place for first timers.

More information

 

23Dec 2016

 

To all our guests, friends, Dommes and more,

We hope you have a kinky Christmas and a naughty New Year, and make the most of all the time off over the holidays (we certainly intend to…)

If you’d like to make a booking for 2017, don’t hesitate to get in touch. It’s just £80 for 2 hours, and you’ll get the whole place to yourself, including our range of toys and equipment. We’ve just reupholstered our inversion table, so it’s even nicer to be left locked up on for long, long stretches of time, our harrowing metal sensory deprivation helmet (which is more popular than ever…), and not to forget, our new latex whips and floggers.

Keep in touch

Don’t forget to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter, where we can tease you with sneak previews of our clips, and give you a taste of what you’re missing, as well as keep you updated with essential news and information about The Serpent Rooms, House of Serpent and The Submission Rooms. 

– The Serpent Rooms  xxx

 Follow us on social media! 
@theserpentrooms / The Serpent Rooms

 

16Dec 2016

We do have a lot of fun down at The Serpent Rooms, it can’t be denied.

This weekend, we saw some plenty of delicious, agonising tickle torture sessions, where our willing slaves were dragged to within an inch of madness before being brought back over and over again – just look at this double session between Mistress Pip and Mistress Kali!

Unsurprisingly, our beautiful dommes took effortless control of the helpless subs, sometimes all at once, with the help of our outstanding collection of erotic toys, restraints, harnesses and floggers.

And even though The Serpent Rooms likes to make sure all its guests are very well taken care of, we also like to give a taste of to those who can’t be there in person, so they know just what they’re missing, over on our House of Serpent clip store…

As it’s nearly Christmas, and we’re in such a good mood after our weekend of depravity, we thought we’d treat you all to a preview of our latest clip-for-download from House of Serpent, Topless Thong Beatdown.

Topless Thong Beatdown

In this clip, Mistress Pussy Willow is rather displeased with Andy. It seems that Andy owes her some money and she has arranged to meet with him to recover the debt.

She is initially surprised that he bothered to show up, although if he hadn’t she makes it clear that she would have simply gone round to his house with a few of her “friends”. But he’s here and unfortunately, he still hasn’t brought any money with him.

So she vents her anger by giving him a good kicking instead. At least she believes that will make her feel better. Pussy Willow is topless and wears a black thong while she delivers a barrage of hard punches and kicks on her now ex-friend.

At the end, and as a final humiliation, she gets him into a sleeper hold and puts him to sleep, before leaving him on the mats and exiting the room.

 

 

08Dec 2016

Those who love Shibari understand the allure of entwining their subjects in a series of intricate knots and ties. With your partner utterly helpless, maybe wrapped in a blindfold, maybe even with others watching, you can enjoy hearing their breathing quicken and watching their enjoyment, as you push the rules of submission and dominance to their limits.

Shibari is the sensuous, traditional Japanese art of rope bondage. When your subject is tied up, decorated with beautiful knots, suspended in midair, and unable to move an inch..well, it’s not hard to see why we love it so.
Shibari is also a popular form of bondage for lots of reasons – it requires relatively simple, inexpensive kit, it’s highly aesthetic, and not least of all you can try it at home.
But where to start?

Beginners rope bondage events in London

One of the best ways to learn Shibari is to get yourself (and your partner, if you like) along to a rope jam and learn in person, while meeting likeminded rope lovers. A guaranteed fun evening out…  

If you live in London, you’re spoiled for choice. There are plenty of ‘rope jams’ for you to visit where you’ll be able to learn basic knots, the theory and how to safely practice shibari. There’ll often be the chance to watch more complicated, artistic knots as well on a willing member of the audience.
  • BOUND UK – Regular rope performance nights, usually held in a south London pub. Very casual, and great for those who are feeling a bit nervous about going to their first jam.
  • Hitchin’ Bitches – a women-only Shibari night designed to inspire and empower
  • Anatomie studios – The UK’s first full time rope studio holding regular events

Websites about Shibari for beginners

The internet is brimming with advice on Shibari and rope bondage (not to mention many beautiful and erotic photos and videos).

  • EsinEm – 200+ photos, videos and tutorials for your enjoyment…
  • The Dutchy – An easy way to learn your first knots, with step-by-step, clear photos from basics up to hog ties and more.
  • ShibariShamster on Youtube – A comprehensive collection of all kinds of Shibari videos, from basic ties to much more advanced styles (though learning purely from YouTube can be a little risky, please always be careful.)
  • Bones and Rope – Erotic, beautifully shot and highly stylised photos depicting the art of Shibari
  • Shibasics  – A great history lesson, examples of different kinds of ropes, helpful how-to graphics and more from rope enthusiasts in the Reddit community
  • Go Get Knotted on Tumblr – GGK’s blog covers all kinds of essential information for those who are serious about learning Shibari, from basic knots and gravity cuffs to detailed breakdowns of the risks of nerve damage and how to practice together safely.

Books about Shibari for beginners

Books are helpful to have, particularly within in arms reach at a moment’s notice during those more kinky nights at home…we’ve been building a bit of a collection.

Here at the Serpent Rooms, which you can hire for 2 hours for £80 (or for longer, or even overnight, for those who want to really enjoy pushing their boundaries to the limit), we have plenty of rope and ways for you to play with your new-found skills…. get in touch about hiring us. 

02Dec 2016

This week, we’ve got another lovely guest blog, this time from our friends at The Submission Room, who’re putting on an extra-festive wrestling event for your pleasure. It’ll be on 10 December at The Resistance Gallery in London. Don’t miss out. 

Come to our live wrestling Christmas event

That wonderful festive time of year is approaching again, which means another Submission Room christmas event, including drinks and mince pies of course!

We will be back at The Resistance Gallery, 265 St Poyser, London E2 9RF for this event. We had our very first live wrestling event here back in June 2015. You can buy the clips from all our previous events here.

So this will be The Submission Room’s 5th Live Wrestling Event and this line up is scorching hot, even on the coldest of winter’s days!

Email me to book your tickets thelondonsubmissionroom@gmail.com

They are £50 in advance or £60 on the door.

This is also an excuse to get everyone together, girls and guys, for a christmas drink. The bar at the Resistance Gallery will be open for your pleasure throughout the event. After the event The Submission Room ladies are having our Christmas “staff party” so expect to see many of the other wrestlers, not just the ones taking place in the event line up.

The event will kick off promptly at 1pm so please arrive by 12.45pm. There will be six fantastic matches with six amazing wrestlers, who you can see below and these will last until around 3.30/4pm. There will then be around an hour for you to have some mini matches with any of the wrestlers taking part. So bring your shorts and t shirt and some extra cash, to support the wrestlers that really put all their effort in at these events. Mini matches are £20 for ten minutes and £10 for 5 minutes.

Sahara Knite

Sahara Knite is a blue in BJJ and I am really excited to see her in action on mats. Her style has been described as competitive and confident. In her own words:

“I train regularly in BJJ. I am a (bluebelt). I also train in no gi grappling so I am used to grappling. Also have boxing experience. As well as grappling I do crossfit and olympic lifting, so am physically fit.

I have competed in various BJJ/NO GI competitions over the years and have medaled a few times in both.”

Sahara Knite

Sahara Knite

Sahara Knite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blaze

The Submission Room star, Blaze, would have just returned from two months yoga training in India. She gets back and makes another appearance at our live event even more fit and flexible than before. This will be her third Submission Room event.

Blaze is very well known for her amazing calves. For a real treat and a must for all Blaze fans check out this video of her here. Blaze shows her creative talents in this 15 minute video against Pete. It starts as a normal wrestling session and as a trained wrestler, Blaze easily overpowers her opponent. But then Blaze decides to use the submissions as a way of making Pete do whatever she wants and it would appear that her calves and feet are in need of some TLC. Blaze alternates between submission wrestling (to remind Pete who is in charge), and forced foot and calf worship. At the end of the match, Pete is completely subdued and forced to admit that Blaze really does have the best calves he has ever seen.

Blaze

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Jade

The very popular Jade has been to one previous event and despite not listed on The Submission Room site, she is available for wrestling sessions through myself or though her directly. She is available for competitive, semi competitive, fantasy and domination sessions.

If you haven’t already wrestled this lovely lady then what are you waiting for? Follow her on twitter also.

Jade

Jade

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Karmen

The stunning and strong Karmen joins us again for another Live Wrestling Event. Last time she took on Jade and unfortunately had to rush off after her first match, leaving us all wanting more of course! So, she’s back to take on two new opponents so come along and watch her in action. See what happened in her match against Jade here.

Karmen doesn’t live in London so she’s travelling down especially, so make sure you get a mini match in with her. She’s also The Submission Room’s resident guest wrestler so keep an eye on our guest wrestler page for her next dates. If you can’t wait for her next date, then she will travel down for a minimum of a two hour session plus travel (total cost £350).

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Sativa

Sativa is one of the newer additions to The Submission Room but she’s becoming increasingly popular and I know she will be a huge session wrestling star soon. She absolutely loves session wrestling and is very happy to have found it. She has just joined twitter so please follow her here.

She has some serious skills for anyone into karate, then this is your lady. With the grace and elegance of a dancer and the deadly skills of a black belt in karate, what more could you ask for? I can also speak very highly of her wrestling and grappling skills so come and support her at her first ever live wrestling event.

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Cobra

I have been trying desperately to get Cobra to the last few events, but unfortunately a Saturday job meant that it’s been impossible, until now! Yes, that’s right, her wrestling career is going so well that she ditched her Saturday job. Which is great news for us, as we get to enjoy her wonderful presence at this live event.

Cobra is tall and dominant and open minded as she enjoys a range of sessions from domination to semi competitive. She also enjoys foot fetish.

Cobra

Cobra

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So that wraps up the line up for our event on December 10th 1pm.

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22Nov 2016

It’s gotten extra-chilly outside, and we’re being forced to do all kinds of things to stay nice and warm up in our private dungeon-for-hire. But when we go out, we like to explore some of the fabulous, filthy fetish nights that London can provide. 

Have a look at our pick of the top 5 fetish events in London this December.

Club Rub Christmas Bling
9pm – 2am, 17 December, £18
The Garage, Highbury & Islington, N5 1RD

Club Rub are back once again with their sexy, outrageously fun club nights. Their Christmas event on 17 December will be taking place once again in the Garage,, where Miss Kim and Mistress Silk will pin the balls to the tree – the only question is, who’s lucky enough to be the tree this year? Put on your most festive fetishwear, and join fetishists, TV, trannies, drag queens, sexual deviants, perverts and hedonists.

 

Domina Parties London Kinky Dinner Party
6pm – 4am, 21 December, £100, registration in advance only
Secret location, North London

Get into the spirit of giving this December by serving the stunning mistresses down at Domina Parties while they dine, and if you’re lucky you’ll be awarded some points. If you perform up to their exacting standards, then you can redeem your points after the dinner for some play, or maybe a round or two of ‘Cards against Humanity’, or a new game just for the night ‘Subs Adopt Humility’.


Hitchin’ Bitches AFTER DARK Xmas Party, SUNDAY 11th December 2016

2pm-6pm, after party 6pm – 11pm, 11 December, £10/12
The Flying Dutchman, Camberwell, SE5

This female-only rope jam is a relaxed space designed to empower women with an interest in rope play. It’s the ideal space to learn and practise with rope, with technical classes, exercises and practise time. They’ll have mats and suspension points, plus rope, shears, blindfolds and a little coconut rope for you to borrow if you wish. It’s open to absolute beginners, or more experienced riggers. Do note it’s a rope-only event, no other kinds of play – thought a little bit of tickling, pinching and toying with tied up bunnies is very much welcomed. 

Bi-Kink Club
9pm-3am 23 December, £30 on the door for annual membership
Murder Mile Studios, 38 Theydon Road, London E5 9NA

A self-described full on orgy, activity is explicitly encouraged at this adult party for bisexual or bi-curious kinky fetishists. Upstairs, there’ll be a dungeon, medical room and prison cell with all kinds of devious devices to put attendees in powerless positions, including a St Andrews Cross, a four poster bondage bed with cage underneath, a spanking bench, and a huge amount more…couples welcome, as well as those looking for bisexual playmates. 

 

Wagging Tails, Wet Noses
7pm – 9.30pm, 4 November, free
The Flying Dutchman, Camberwell, SE5

If pet play is your thing, head down to the Coffee Cake and Kink on Warren Street, where you can get your ears ruffled and please your master. Wet Noses, Wagging Tails will be a relaxed evening, where all human pets are welcome to receive strokes, cuddles and eat cake from their handlers.

This is a non-nudity event, but collars, tails, harnesses, mask and collars are allowed over vanilla clothing.