11Apr 2017

It’s no secret that we’re very proud of our dungeon equipment down here at The Serpent Rooms. Not only do we have one of the best ranges of toys and restraints for miles around, but many of them are one-off, custom made pieces…which means that when you hire us out, you’re getting a unique experience.

Here’s a few brand new shots of some of our recent favourites…

Which one can you imagine in your hand, or on your skin? We’d love to know… follow us on Twitter @SerpentRooms or on Facebook The Serpent Rooms


Leather bondage mitts

Our leather bondage mitts will leave you utterly helpless….

Violet wand

Think of all the fun you could have with these electrical play tools… we absolutely love our violet wand kit.


Handcuffs, ball gags, and leather restraints…..

Smother box

Our rather wonderful custom smotherbox – a great piece to have an extended play with…

Metal sensory deprivation helmet

We can’t help sharing another picture of this mental sensory deprivation helmet. When you’re inside, time and sound become incredibly distorted, disorientating and confusing…


03Apr 2017

What’s happening in London this April? Oh, so much… here’s our pick of the fun, filthy workshops we think you might enjoy.

And if you meet someone you like, or want to practise your new skills, why not book yourselves in for an unforgettable visit to The Serpent Rooms?

08 April

The Big Jam from Anatomie
£12, Peckham, more information

The Big Jam is a monthly rope gathering from Anatomie, who run lots of rope workshops, which is open to everyone and to all levels. It it set roughly two weeks after from Peer Rope London, and is ideal for those who need their rope fix. Beginners welcome! Or if you fancy being tied up yourselves, you can get along to their free Rope Bottom’s roundtable earlier in the day.

Wax play workshop
£35, Hackney, more information

Delight at all the different ways wax can be used if a fun, creative, BDSM and erotic session. The Wax Play demonstration will take you through safe use of wax and fire. There are many places that wax can be used on the body. The sensation of hot wax dripped onto skin can be both torture and sensual, it can also be alternated with ice cubes or cold metal implements for added effect…

9 April

Impact play workshop
£50, Hackney, more information

Club Rub’s Miss Kim leads a journey through almost everything you can do with CP. Ideal for fans of spanking, whipping and more…

21 April


Oral sex masterclass from Coco De Mer Salons

£95, Soho, more information

The upmarket lingerie seller’s latest event is in fellatio. Led by Professional Dominant and sex expert Master Dominic, there’ll be advice on how to break taboos and embrace open discussion, how to incorporate hands, eye contact, lubrication and the age-old question “spit or swallow?”

24 April

Empathy injection
Pay what you can, Warren Street, more information

Learn to connect better with those around you, and work on feeling understood and energised, understand your relationship dynamics and discuss scary honesty, flirting with heart and how to create a sanctuary space at this sexual energy workshop. Sessions will involve empathic listening and participants are said come away feeling all zingy and zesty from having a boosting dose of empathy that will support you in your daily life.


19Mar 2017

(c) Restricted Senses.com

You cannot see, you cannot hear, and you have no idea what touch your increasingly sensitive skin will feel next, nor where you on your body…time becomes distorted, and the more things intensify, the more helpless you realise you are.

Sensory deprivation can range from a simple blindfold and earplugs, to a full on sensory deprivation helmets and suits, bondage mitts and other gear.

Have a look at these resources for exploring the delightful world of sensory deprivation, and when you’re done, why not book a visit to at the Serpent Rooms – we have some outstanding pieces of kit to help you play with all your senses, including our extremely popular metal helmet, our rubber hood and leather blindfolds…

  • Sensory deprivation – a beginner’s guide
    A complete introduction to sensory deprivation for those who are relatively new to the world of kink, including discussion boundaries, safewords, and how to slowly taper off a scene.
  • Sensory deprivation – the ultimate mindfuck
    A short write up detailing how this Dom sets the scene to play with his sub, and the implements he uses to heighten the scene. A good place to get ideas.
  • Some Enlightenment About Darkness And Loss of Good Sense
    This page from KinkToyChest details each of the senses, and creative ways for you to interfere with them – don’t forget to use a gag to deaden your Sub’s sense of taste…
  • Audio to play during a sensory deprivation scene
    If you like to music during your scenes, this thread contains some good starting point advice and suggestions, from hypnotic cello pieces to lull your sub into a trance, to binaural beats and music in a foreign language.
  • M is for Mummification 

    A practical how to guide on mummification, which can be paired with more extreme sensory deprivation scenes. This guide includes tips on how to start and a description of how wonderful it feels to be completely immobile….

Come play with our toys

Want to give it a go? Come to the Serpent Rooms. We’ve got lots of wonderful fun toys that work a treat with sensory deprivation. Get in touch to book – it’s only £80 for 2 hours, with £30 an hour after that…

Restraining table
Spanking/whipping bench
Standing metal cage
Under table cages
Metal sensory Deprivation helmet
Leather hanging trap cage
2 suspension winches
Seated suspension harness
4 point harness
Ankle/wrist shackles
Back stock
Metal restraints
Sleep sacks
Straight jackets
Leather suspension mits
Bondage/cbt chair
Inversion table
Rubber hoods (inflatable)
Gas mask/funnel mask
Massage table
Hospital restraints
Folding double bed
Pussy/anal hook
Canes, whips, floggers
Latex gloves
Ropes, chains, cuffs
Spreader bars
Gags (jennings, inflatable, bits, ball)

11Mar 2017

Spring is in the air, and we’re finally shedding our thick winter coats and embracing the nip of slightly-less-cold air on our exposed flesh….

We’ve been an awful quite a lot of fun recently, recording custom clips, kidnapping poor, unsuspecting souls and putting badly behaved subs through their paces. But when that all gets a little bit too much to do, we like to unwind at one of these fine events in London….

16 March

Fetish Thursdays, Residential Address, Sutton

A relaxed, four-hour long event giving everyone  everyone plenty of time to indulge their whims and fetishes, staffed by several imposing and untouchable Dommes and a Dom. Consenting couples attending may take their own pleasures. Wherever you sit on the scale from curious voyeur to insatiable pain slut, there should be something for you here.

More information

Pic (c) Subversion Noir

17 March

Subversion Noir, Fire, Vauxhall 

For more experienced players, Subversion Noir will be taking over Fire in south London for a multi-room experience soundtracked dark, dirty dungeon tunes from their resident Dj. In terms of toys, there’ll be swings, benches, crosses and a camo-netting labyrinth to boot. The dress code is strictly enforced, so remember to come wearing leather, uniform, rubber or something else suitably filthy. Or just come wearing nothing at all.

More information

18 March

Threeaway Munch, The Lukin Pub, Warren Street

If you can’t get enough munches, this the one for you. Not only is the entire bar area booked out, but it brings together the people from the Quiz Munch (TheGagOrder) and the London Irish Munch (LondonIrishMunch) for a St Patrick’s Day party. There’ll be a fun quiz and a late license is on the cards to boot, and a Father Ted style Lovely Girl’s competition.

More info

Decadence, Murder Mile, Clapton

Decadence, a not-for-profit play party, is bringing eight years of experience and wonderfully well equipped dungeon to Murder Mile out in east London, with erotic shows and performances, and a very spacious couple’s only room. Indulge your darkest fantasies in safety and privacy under the trained eyes of the Dungeon Monitors. There’s a no-effort-no-entry dress code, and plenty of music to carry you through until the early hours….

More information

Pic (c) Sanctum

Sanctum, Resistance Gallery, Bethnal Green

Sanctum is back once again with their monthly parties for serious players, from 8pm until late in Bethnal Green. All tastes are catered to… whether Dom/Domme, submissive, slave, top/bottom, kinkster, fetishist or self proclaimed pervert! Fetish attire, smart black or naked – make sure you plan in advance. And there’ll be no house photographers, so you can really let yourself go…..

More information


06Mar 2017

Shopping online is a great way to expand your collection of toys – you can browse and compare from the privacy of your own home, at any time of the day, only for some exciting to come through your letter box a few days later.

But what if you’d like to see things in the flesh before you purchase? Maybe you want to try something on first before buying it,  or perhaps you have questions? Going in person to shop in the flesh can be a very exciting experience, for both you and your partner, and can even be a good way meet people, like at the London Alternative Market..

Here are a handful of the shops in London that we enjoy visiting to buy our kink in person… if you know of any more, let us know on Twitter by tweeting @theserpentrooms

The Liberation London, Covent Garden

http://libidex.com/hard-and-heavy-1-2/bondage-and-binders/octo-bodybag.htmlHoods, masks, aprons, dresses and more fetishwear for both men and women, plus a section for more intense sessions that include body bags, sleep sacks and slave catsuits. We also like their additional section on erotic bedding, made of latex, which is great for photo shoots or just to give playing at home an extra edge.

Regulation, Islington

If you want to buy a new piece of playroom furniture, or get some made-to-order clothing, then head to Regulation in Islington. They’ve got plenty of pieces of filth on offer, including a pretty hefty selection of electroplay items, anal play, medical tools and plenty of restraints.


Atsuko Kudo, Holloway

You can buy high end specialist latex wear at Atsuko Kudo on north London’s Holloway Road.  It’s mainly geared towards women, with cut away dresses, cat suits, studded berets, hold up suspenders and more lucious latex, that comes with lube supplied, but there are a few couture pieces for men. It’s pricey, but there’s no doubt it will look out of this world.. .

The London Alternative Market, Bank

We’re given LAM a shout out in the past but we couldn’t resist highlighting it again as one of the most diverse and fun places for you to go shopping. There’s kit and kink from all over the country, from erotic photography and wooden toys to party wear, masks, and more, plus an afterparty and great workshops.

Honour, Lambeth

Our final pick is south of the river in Honour, boasting an incredible range of high quality PVC, rubber, leather other fetish clothing for both sexes, including shoes. They also have a range of sex toys, bondage gear and uniforms.

Simply Pleasure, Soho

A great all-rounder, recommended to us on Twitter, this is the most centrally located shop on our list. But don’t be fooled by its exterior.  Despite having plenty to suit more vanilla play and lots of items for more general requirements like lube and vibrators, they also have quite a wide range of kink and fetish stock, including electro play, wartenburg wheels, chastity devices and more…

25Feb 2017

(c) Christine KesslerHibernation season is almost over, so we’re ready to become intimate with the outside world by dolling ourselves up and head out into the amazing fetish night life scene here in London…

Here’s a selection of upcoming munches, workshops and other fun nights out that we think you’d enjoy – and if you meet a friend or two, don’t forget you can hire out The Serpent Rooms for just £80 for 2 hours. Email theserpentrooms@gmail.com


28 February

Pub Quiz Munch
£2, The Lukin, 4 Conway Street, London W1T 6BB

Meet likeminded kinksters in the relaxed and informal setting of a pub quiz, where there’ll be informal drinks from 8pm, plenty of chilling out and a chance for you to show off your trivial knowledge. Remember, it’s strictly vanilla wear.  The winner of the quiz will win a prize of £50 and the best quiz name will be put forward to the Glory Hole of Fame for a big prize at the end of the year.

More information

2 March

Linger London’s 3rd Birthday Party
£6, The Backstreet Club, Wentworth Mews, London, E3 4UA

London lingerie night for masculine men into wearing stockings, tights, lingerie Linger, is holding its third birthday party near Mile End. Admirers are also welcome.

More information

3 March

Club Antichrist
£25, Electrowerkz, 7 Torrens St, London EC1V 1NQ

Club Antichrist is back again with another huge night out for those who can’t get enough kinky fun. The theme this time around is Twisted Fairytales so make sure you’ve got your costume ready. With 8 rooms of fun, including the Theatre of Sin, Purefuckingindustrial and the Devil’s Playroom, there’ll be plenty to keep you busy…

More information

4 March

Club Slapstick
£20-£45, Murder Mile Studio, 38 Theydon Rd, London , E5 9GT 

The Slap Stick Club bills itself as ‘London’s most puckish fetish club,’ and mixes play socialising with entertainment, bringing it to their favourite perverts with the help of some dungeon accoutrements, good music and great people. A light hearted night to embrace your naughtier side.

More information

5 March

London Alternative Market 
£4-£10,  Revolution Bar, 140 – 144 Leadenhall, City of London, EC3v 4QT

If you want to stock up on new toys, restraints, or just about anything else you might need for what goes on behind closed doors, get on down to LAM, London’s biggest alternative market, and the place to go to buy filth. Plus, there’ll be workshops, drinks afterwards, and a prize draw to win £20 LAM cash.

More information

Photo: The London Alternative Market (c) KashR Photography 2015


15Feb 2017

As you may have guessed from our Twitter, we’ve been extra-busy lately filming all kinds of clips and videos down in our private dungeon. You can see them all on House of Serpent, which is dedicated to showcasing the custom, specialist clips that we produce with some of the best and most powerful Mistresses in London.

Some the things we really like doing include

  • Tickle torture
  • Foot worship
  • Trampling
  • Caning
  • Forced facesitting
  • Female domination
  • Wrestling
  • Bondage
  • Ball busting

…and quite a lot more. We’ve listed some of our most popular recent below.

Want to request a custom video? theserpentrooms@gmail.com

The Ticklish Slave Girl

Watch Mistress Pip putting one of her slave girls through an intense tickle torture session. The slave girl’s arms are securely restrained above her head with suspension cuffs, and her legs are restrained with a spreader bar and so she is unable to offer any resistance, as Mistress Pip seeks out the most sensitive, ticklish spots. And just as you think it can’t get any more intense, Mistress Pip changes tactics to use a feather instead.

There is an initial look of fear in the Slave Girl’s eyes as she squirms and tries to pull away from the feather, but there’s no escape and she soon erupts into laughter again as Mistress Pip continues the tickle torture with the feather. If you’re a fan of tickling, or simply a fan of the beautiful Mistress Pip, you’ll love this.


Amazonian Killpussy takes on Andy in a Topless Mixed Wrestling match. Killpussy really is a force to be reckoned with. Standing 5ft 10 inches tall (177cm) and tipping the scales at 175 lbs (79Kg), and with many years of wrestling experience behind her, it’s only brave men who take her on. But Andy rises to the challenge and so they take to the mats.

It really isn’t much of a contest. Andy gets thrown around like a rag doll at times and is forced to submit on numerous occasions (so many that we lost count). Killpussy uses her powerful thighs to inflict as much pain as possible on Andy. There are numerous body scissors and headscissors throughout, and Killpussy also pins, chokes, squashes and squeezes Andy for most of the match. Killpussy also expertly applies Rear Naked Chokes, a Camel Clutch, Sleeper Holds, and of course some good old fashioned Schoolgirl Pins and Facesitting to subdue Andy.

If the holds aren’t enough, then don’t forget that this is topless wrestling and maybe this distracted Andy too much from fighting back. But the reality is that he wouldn’t have stood a chance even if Killpussy wasn’t topless. If you like to see a true Amazon dominating a smaller guy then you’ll love this video.

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03Feb 2017

While we love to party, and we love to meet new people we also love learning new skills to play with behind closed doors, especially ones that we can use with our friends in The Serpent Rooms..

Here are some workshops in London that are worth a visit.

Sensory deprivation, London Alternative Market

After you’re done shopping for costumes, toys and other delightful kink items, you can stop into one of LAM’s workshops. This time around at 2pm, they’ll be investigating sensory deprivation, how and why to use it and the practical and safety factors. 5 Feb, £10 (or £5 when bought with market entrance), Bank

Impact play workshop, Club Rub


If you’re interested in impact play, this is the place to go. Promising a journey through all forms of CP (corporal punishment), this will be an excellent primer for those who want make their impact play more intense. 8 Feb, £50, Hackney 

Beginner’s rope jam, Anatomie

Get to grips with the basics of Shibari at this beginner’s rope jam from Anatomie, who’ll be leading an introductory 1.5 hour lesson in their gorgeous studio. 9 Feb, £7, Peckham

Latex workshop, Club Rub

This is a one-on-one workshop all about the joys of latex, and it’l include making your own eye patch, collar, lower face mask and apron. You’ll also learn how to mend and repair your latex, and other crafting skills, but this isn’t for beginners, and you’ll need to have quite a bit of kit already. Available during the week, email for details. £140, email to book


27Jan 2017

Spanking has got to be one the most versatile and fun kinks to play with… you can keep it simple at home bent over a knee, or go more extreme, shackled to a wall, strapped to a St Andrews cross or in even more devious device bondage.

A good, sharp smack can increase blood flow to the area making it extra-sensitive, and more receptive to touch, boosting endorphins and stimulating nerve endings (which can feel wonderful). It can also be more than that – punishment for subs and pain sluts that need to be put in their place, and can be great fun for dominants too.

But it can be more complicated than simply smacking someone’s buttocks, if you prefer. There’s all kinds of different pressures, rhythms and games that can turn spanking into a delicious game that can last all night. Different positions can change things dramatically too – we particularly like spanking someone who’s helplessly trapped in stocks…

House of Serpent spanking clips

In this clip, Mistress Pussy Willow dishing out some brutal, over-the-knee spanking to her sub in Topless Facesit Wrestle

In The Lashing, Mistress Pussy Willow is so displeased with her sub that she decides the only treatment is a hard spanking, followed by a caning.

Spanking resources

If you’d like to learn more about spanking, here are some resources

Uberkinky – The beginner’s guide to spanking

  • Detailed run down of the practical elements of spanking, including lots of important advice on safety. Remember – never hit the coccyx, the spine, or anywhere near the kidneys.

Your Tango – Spanking for beginners

  • A good overview of why people love spanking and how to introduce it to your relationship

Best Slave Training – How to spank your slave

  • Plenty of good ideas on different positions, with many you can do around the house

A Kinkster’s Guide – Places to Hit, Spank, Bite, and Where Not To!

  • A highly informative post that also covers biting, pinching and other forms of impact play.
20Jan 2017

It’s always nice to make new friends to play with, especially when they’re of the same mindset as you. And while fetish parties are fun, they can be too loud to talk, or come with a charged atmosphere that can make it difficult to break the ice.

If you’d like to meet new people, book yourself into one of these events designed to bring lovers of fetish, BDSM and all things kinky together…

Club Rub Fetish Speed Dating

February 6, Free

If you’re serious about finding a kinky partner, Club Rub’s fetish speed dating night is for you. More or less the same setup as regular speed dating, on the night three or five fun minutes, you’ll get to have a mini-date with other people at the night. Then the bell rings, and you’ll be on to the next person. The only difference is, you’ve all got something fun in common…

It’s free to attend and you’ll need to book in advance, but Club Rub advises there’s always spots for ladies.

Under-35s Munch

11 February, free

We’ve already covered munches on The Serpent Rooms in this blog post. If you’re under-35 and want to have a drink and get to know your fellow kinksters, going along to a munch is a nice, vanilla way to ease yourself into the scene with a friendly drink, and no pressure to take things any further at a later date – that is, unless you want to! The Under-35s Munch (and the age is very much a guideline!) is a super friendly meet up perfect for beginners, and takes place in the Cittie of Yorke.

Camden Crunch

17 February, free/£5 for the club

If you like the sound of a munch, but you’d like to stay out later, then head to the Camden Crunch, where after the initial meet up, there’ll be lots of music, dancing and drinking at the Crowndale Club. Fetishwear is more acceptable at the Crunch than other munches, and it costs £5 on the door.